once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried
do you ever feel like smacking those people in the bbc sherlock fandom when they say mary morstan ruins their johnlock? most of the times I feel like smacking them with conan doyle’s books. go read the bloody the books. and if you did and still think mary will ruin johnlock, go reread the books
Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this
I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”
English is weird.
Forever grateful that English is my first language.