So there’s this really pretty painting in the shower at our cabin. Like, wow, how relaxing. Then I reach for the faucet and out of the corner of my eye notice this asshole.
Okay that’s kinda creepy but whatever. So I turn the faucet and do that little twirl under the water that everybody does, I open my eyes and-
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.